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Really Early Vikings
'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
Tags:adirondack, adirondacks, mountain, mountains, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, canoe, canoes, canoeing, attractive, attraction, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, paddle, paddles, paddling
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
'Ted prided himself on exploiting gaps in the market.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
The End of the World
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.
'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'
'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'
'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'
The Wooden Spoon Company
Tags:spoon, spoons, wood, wooden, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, maternal, paddle, paddles, paddling, paddled, beat, beats, beating, hit with a wooden spoon, beaten with a wooden spoon, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers
Make it look easy, while underneath you're paddling like hell.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
A man and woman use oars from within their car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, ship, ships, canoe, canoes, canoer, canoers, canoeing, kayak, kayaks, kayaker, kayakers, kayaking, rower, rowers, paddle, paddles, paddling, rowing, oar, oars, watercraft, confused, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, stuck, stranded