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'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
Urban Ice Fishing
'There's that hissing again.'
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"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
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"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"
"You spoil that child!"
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It's like a whole other world down there!!
'Which is the deep end?'
'Harold is trying hard to overcome his fear of water.'
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
Wading Pool Watercolor
Tags:summer, summers, summertime, summertimes, summer time, summer times, watercolour, watercolours, water colours, water colour, watercolor, watercolors, water color, water colors, paddling pool, paddling pools, wadding pool, wadding pools, hobby, pastime, pastimes, painter, painters, painting, paintings, artist, artists, landscape, landscapes
'So you're home alone? What are you doing on this rainy afternoon?'
'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'
'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'
'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'
'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'
'You set up your pool in the kitchen? . . . How are you going to empty it?!'
'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'
'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
'Bummer - the tide's gone out.'
"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."