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Bedtime Of The Gods
Tags:ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion
"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
Tags:god, gods, greek god, greek gods, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, mythology, pagan belief, pagan beliefs, pagan, pagans, zeuz, god of lightning, lightning god, shovel, shovels, throwing dirt, mistake, mistaken, celebrity, celebrities, look alike, look alikes, look-alike, look-alikes, mount olympus, god of thunder, thunder god
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
Tags:native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, jungle, jungles, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, chief, spiritual, spirituality, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificed, sacrificing, god, gods, pagan, pagans, paganism, want, wants, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, olive oil, oil, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, virgin olive oil, foodie, food lover, food lovers, high society, fine dining, extra virgin olive oil
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
Australia's Short-Lived God
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, wiccan, t shirt, tshirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, t shirt, t shirts, pagan witchcraft, pagan witchcraft, pagan, pagans, gerald gardner, wicca, yes we can, obama, barack obama, president obama, former president, former presidents, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaign, campaign slogan, campaign slogans, political slogan, political slogans
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, grill, grills, grilling, cookout, cookouts, 4th of july, fourth of july, independence day, summer, summers, summer solstice, back yard, back yards, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, sacrificing, sacred cow, sacred cows, rite, rites, pagan, pagans, paganism
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
Tags:call, calls, calling, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, pagan, pagans, pagan ritual, pagan rituals, ritual, rituals, magic, magical, satanic, witch, witches, goat, goats, cult, cults, costume, costumes, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, private office, private offices, manager, managers, management
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
Tags:roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
Tags:god, gods, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, anger, angers, angry, angry god, angry gods, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, native, natives, religion, religions, anger the gods, angers the gods, angering the gods, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, quick to anger, easily angered
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
Tags:bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partying
"The glaciers are angry."
Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.
"Man, I hate daylight savings."
"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'
"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, cat food, religion, religious, pagan, god, gods, offering, offerings, angry, upset, unhappy, tuna, egg, priest, priests, high priest, high priests, temple, temples, statue, statues, ancient, history, historical
"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."
Tags:god, gods, corporate god, corporate gods, shrine, shrines, worship, worships, worshipping, corporation, corporations, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, rule the world, rules the world, ruling the world, businessmen, businessman, statue, statues, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, bust, busts, big business, big businesses, megacorporation, megacorporations
Stone henge swing.
"The goddesses want some young dudes."
'Where do I stand on human sacrifice? ? I guess I'm pro-choice.'
"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"
'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'