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Bedtime Of The Gods
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"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
Tags:god, gods, greek god, greek gods, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, mythology, pagan belief, pagan beliefs, pagan, pagans, zeuz, god of lightning, lightning god, shovel, shovels, throwing dirt, mistake, mistaken, celebrity, celebrities, look alike, look alikes, look-alike, look-alikes, mount olympus, god of thunder, thunder god
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
Tags:native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, jungle, jungles, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, chief, spiritual, spirituality, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificed, sacrificing, god, gods, pagan, pagans, paganism, want, wants, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, olive oil, oil, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, virgin olive oil, foodie, food lover, food lovers, high society, fine dining, extra virgin olive oil
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, wiccan, t shirt, tshirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, t shirt, t shirts, pagan witchcraft, pagan witchcraft, pagan, pagans, gerald gardner, wicca, yes we can, obama, barack obama, president obama, former president, former presidents, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaign, campaign slogan, campaign slogans, political slogan, political slogans
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, grill, grills, grilling, cookout, cookouts, 4th of july, fourth of july, independence day, summer, summers, summer solstice, back yard, back yards, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, sacrificing, sacred cow, sacred cows, rite, rites, pagan, pagans, paganism
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
Tags:roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
Tags:god, gods, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, anger, angers, angry, angry god, angry gods, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, native, natives, religion, religions, anger the gods, angers the gods, angering the gods, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, quick to anger, easily angered
"The glaciers are angry."
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'
"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."
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"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."
Tags:god, gods, corporate god, corporate gods, shrine, shrines, worship, worships, worshipping, corporation, corporations, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, rule the world, rules the world, ruling the world, businessmen, businessman, statue, statues, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, bust, busts, big business, big businesses, megacorporation, megacorporations
"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"
'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'
"It would never work out, Oog - I worship the sun, and you worship the moon."
Human Cull: People who think you have to be a devout Christian to appreciate Christmas.
"No way will 'turn the other cheek' catch on!"
'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'
'If we convert, we still get to keep Halloween, don't we?'
'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'
'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'