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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
Hospital gown pageant.
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
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'I know she's only four, but it helps her deal with the stress.'
'Lotsa Luck, Kiddo!'
1988 Mr. Nice Guy Pageant-The Swimsuit Category
7th annual weird fishes pageant
"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."
'I'm a pilgrim in the Thanksgiving play. I need a paper hat and a wild turkey by Friday.'
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'
'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'
'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'
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The Nobel Prize Contest
Miss America IQ Pageant
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'
Miss of Garden.
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'