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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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Next On The Agenda
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, nanny state, nanny states, child, nag, nags, nagging, sleepover, sleepovers, sleep-over, sleep-overs, regulation, regulations, government regulations, parenting help, grilled cheese, pick eater, picky eaters, childish behavior, childish behaviors, act out, acts out, acting out, brat, brats, pain, pains, nuisance, nuisances
"Try falling down and scraping your knee. Then you can talk to me about pain."
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Rate your pain...
'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
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Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"
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"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."
Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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"… And, just where are we feeling this alleged pain?"
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Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.
Tags:language learning, learning languages, language, languages, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, dentist, dentists, going to the dentist, this won't hurt, dentalese, dental pain, dental work, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental office, dental offices, cavity, cavities, teeth, teeth cleaning, irony, doublespeak, double-speak, say one thing mean another, pain, painful, hurt, hurts, mild discomfort
"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."
David Blaine, Age 60
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"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."
"Aren't they killing you?"
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