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'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'
'Is it a sharp or throbbing pain?'
'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'Does it hurt when I do this...?'
'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'
'I lost my best friend last year and Lisa, here, is part of my support group.'
Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center
'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'
Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'
Pain Management Center: We have meds to help you get through listening to the candidates.
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
'Don't know what he died of. He was always complaining about something or other. I'm just glad I won't have to suffer anymore.'
'Don't tell me YOUR troubles!'
'I told you you'd be out cold for the whole operation.'
'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten doctor's recommend for a headache when stranded on a desert island.'
Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.
"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."