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"Before we try assisted suicide, Mrs. Rose, let's give the aspirin a chance."
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'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'
"Better lay off using the heating pad."
Pain relievers and pain inducers.
'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'
Fat exerciser buying endorphins
Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries
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Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.
Pharmacy - Pain Relievers / Pain Inducers.
'Wait a minute! Aren't you going to use an anesthetic?'
'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"I don't prescribe opioids anymore, so have your bartender fill this prescription."
"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
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The First Physiotherapist...
'Chemist, Pain Relief, Colt 45'
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'
"Have you ever noticed the news is sponsored by a pain reliever?"
"I want you to come up with a fifty second commercial that gives everybody a headache."
Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.
'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'
'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'
"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."
"Anesthesia? We'd prefer not to risk adding to the drug epidemic, so just bite down on this stick."