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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
Rate your pain...
"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bark, barking, incessant, never-ending, endless, ceaseless, pain, painful, mental health, unhappy, psychology, therapy, therapies, therapeutic, medical, medicine
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
Tags:awake, awakes, awoke, awoken, wake, wakes, waking, leg, legs, restless, syndrome, syndromes, night, nights, waken, awaken, disturb, disturbs, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, pain, pains, painful, active, agitated, agitate, agitates, trouble, troubled, insomnia, insomniac, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:acupuncture, acupressure, acupuncture point, acupuncture points, acupressure point, acupressure points, sore point, sore points, alternative medicine, alternative therapy, alternative therapies, complimentary therapy, complimentary therapies, sore, pain, touch, dont touch, painful, cause pain, hurt, hurts, hurting, inaccurate, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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"… And, just where are we feeling this alleged pain?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, alleged, pain, painful
Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.
Tags:language learning, learning languages, language, languages, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, dentist, dentists, going to the dentist, this won't hurt, dentalese, dental pain, dental work, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental office, dental offices, cavity, cavities, teeth, teeth cleaning, irony, doublespeak, double-speak, say one thing mean another, pain, painful, hurt, hurts, mild discomfort
David Blaine, Age 60
Tags:david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy
"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."
"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."
"Aren't they killing you?"
Tags:fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, footwear, shoe, shoes, high heels, heels, cement, cement shoes, uncomfortable, suffering, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, killing, hurting, painful, pain, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mafia, mafioso, moll, molls, punishments, woman, women
"I feel your pain level."
Tags:wrestle, wrestles, wrestler, wrestlers, pin, pins, pinning, pinned, grapple, grapples, grappling, grappler, grapplers, submit, submits, submission, submissions, ankle, ankles, pain, pains, painful, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, screw, screws, screwing, screwed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We're running a bit behind, so I'm going to take whichever of you screams in agony the loudest.'
'We're going to be experiencing some pain today. We're removing the band-aid we put on the problem.'
"What do you mean, 'Marriage is a two-edged sword'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, anger, angry, mad, pain, painful, sword, swords, double-edged sword, double-edged swords, two-edged sword, two-edged swords, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions
"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
Tags:pain, pains, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, prescription med, prescription meds, prescription medication, prescription medications, lingering pain, lingering pains, painful, painfulness, doctor, doctors, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers