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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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Next On The Agenda
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Rate your pain...
'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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David Blaine, Age 60
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'We're running a bit behind, so I'm going to take whichever of you screams in agony the loudest.'
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'Wendell, I'm home! How's that sore throat, sweetie? Feeling better?'
"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
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Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?
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'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
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Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.
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He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.
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"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
Testing to Determine if Laughter is the Best Medicine.
'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'