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'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'
"You creative types—it's always something."
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'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"
"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."
I'm color blind, please help.
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'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'
"Ths is supposed to be a pretty exciting movie."
"Do you sell any fingers so I can finger paint?"
'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'
Preparing to paint an un-still life.
'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'
Brush With Death
"Please hold still!"
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'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'
'But I've hardly got any brushes!'
Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.
'Would you mind taking our picture'