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'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'
It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
"He's big, but he's no Chuck Close."
Tags:photo realism, photo realistic, photo-realism, photo-realistic, photrealism, photorealistic, artist, aritists, famous artist, famous artists, painter, painter, famous painter, famous painters, modern art, large scale, large scale art, modern artist, modern artists, art gallery, art galleries, giant painting, giant painting, the bigger the better, art critic, art critics, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension
"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
Tags:ceci nest pas un pipe, magritte, rene magritte, surrealism, surrealist, surrealists, ceci n'est pas un pipe, pipe, pipes, famous artist, famous artists, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, perception, perception, perspective, perspectives, this is not a pipe, the wind and the song, the treachery of images, smoking, stating the obvious
"My, God, Coulton! Hasn't anybody told you?"
Tags:art, artists, artist, painting, paintings, painter, painters, socialist art, socialist artist, mural, murals, socialist, socialism, stike, striking, stikes, workers rights, unemployment, unemployed, worker, workers, factory closures, out of date, mccarthyism, mccarthy era, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, economic hardship
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self reference, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, empirical, empirically, empiricism
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
A man is trapped in a painting.
Tags:painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, realistic, curse, curses, cursed, punishments, magic, magical, trapped, stuck, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, painting collection, painting collections, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, perspective, forced perspective
Hockney by the Pool
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, detective, detectives, mystery, mysteries, tied, tied up, tied to a chair, easy, art, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, artist, artists, unknown, anonymous, unsigned, art expert, art experts, art appraiser, art appraisers, appraisal, appraisals
'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
Tags:michelangelo, sistine chapel, adam, god, chapels, religious art, rome, artist, artists, famous artwork, famous artworks, biblical painting, biblical paintings, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, bill, bills, paint by numbers, fraud, frauds, renaissance, painter, painters, painting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A group admires a painting of a steak
The (literal) birth of Venus.
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, vacuous, vapid, vain, vanity, ego, egoism, performative, self-portrait
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage
"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."
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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, art, misunderstood artist, misunderstood artists, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, flame, wasting time, potchkeh, potchkeeing, keeping up with the joneses, cave, caves, yiddsh, jewish, complain, complains, complaining, nagging, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts