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'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'
It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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"My, God, Coulton! Hasn't anybody told you?"
Tags:art, artists, artist, painting, paintings, painter, painters, socialist art, socialist artist, mural, murals, socialist, socialism, stike, striking, stikes, workers rights, unemployment, unemployed, worker, workers, factory closures, out of date, mccarthyism, mccarthy era, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, economic hardship
"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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The Home Birth of Venus
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Hockney by the Pool
A man is trapped in a painting.
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"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
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'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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A group admires a painting of a steak
'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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The (literal) birth of Venus.
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
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'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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"Here it comes!"
"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"
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