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'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'
It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"My, God, Coulton! Hasn't anybody told you?"
Tags:art, artists, artist, painting, paintings, painter, painters, socialist art, socialist artist, mural, murals, socialist, socialism, stike, striking, stikes, workers rights, unemployment, unemployed, worker, workers, factory closures, out of date, mccarthyism, mccarthy era, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, economic hardship
"Cover it all, so the only thing people see is the ObamaGate!"
Tags:whitewash, white wash, cover up, cover ups, conceal, concealment, paint, painting, painting over the cracks, russian interference, russian hack, russian electoral interference, russia collusion, putin’s puppet, putins puppet, racism, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, obama, barack obama, president barack obama, obamagate
"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investments
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self reference, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, empirical, empirically, empiricism
"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.
Tags:pop-art, modern art, modern-art, book, books, novel, novels, play, plays, hamnet, shakespeare, william shakespeare, paint, painting, paints, painted, art, artist, artistic, masterpiece, masterpieces, visual pun, pun, puns, contemporary art, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, drama, dramas, tragedy, tragedies
A man is trapped in a painting.
Tags:painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, realistic, curse, curses, cursed, punishments, magic, magical, trapped, stuck, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, painting collection, painting collections, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, perspective, forced perspective
Hockney by the Pool
"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, music, guitar, visual art, visual arts, painting, knitting, reading, creative, creativity, creatives, creator, creators, outlet, outlets, multi-task, multi-tasking, too many things, too much, focus, focusing, teen, teens, teenager, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising teens, millennial, millennials, youth
A group admires a painting of a steak
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, detective, detectives, mystery, mysteries, tied, tied up, tied to a chair, easy, art, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, artist, artists, unknown, anonymous, unsigned, art expert, art experts, art appraiser, art appraisers, appraisal, appraisals
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, gossip, gossiping, artsy, fartsy, gallery opening, gallery openings, party, parties, women discussing men, woman, women, comment, comments, commenting, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, opinion, opinions
'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
Tags:michelangelo, sistine chapel, adam, god, chapels, religious art, rome, artist, artists, famous artwork, famous artworks, biblical painting, biblical paintings, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, bill, bills, paint by numbers, fraud, frauds, renaissance, painter, painters, painting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Face Painting Five Bucks
Tags:face paints, face painting, childrens entertainment, shoddy workmanship, bad workmanship, painting, paint roller, painting and decorating, painter and decorator, career change, changing careers, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, side gig, side gigs, money making scheme, money making schemes, looks legit, legit
The (literal) birth of Venus.
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome
"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."
Tags:graffiti, graffiti artist, graffiti artists, tag, tags, tagging, tagger, taggers, artist, artists, spray paint, spray paints, spray can, spray cans, spraying, paint, paints, painting, spelling error, spelling errors, spelling mistake, spelling mistakes, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, grammar, grammar rules, grammar rules, spelling rule, spelling rules, rule, rules, spelling, english, english language, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, modern life, sign, signs, art, doodle, doodles, i before e, too late, kids, kid, teen, teens, teenager, youth
"Here it comes!"
"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage