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'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'
It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"My, God, Coulton! Hasn't anybody told you?"
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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A man is trapped in a painting.
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Hockney by the Pool
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
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"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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A group admires a painting of a steak
The (literal) birth of Venus.
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"Here it comes!"
"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
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"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"
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A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
"Do we want the label, too?"
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