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Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
Tags:sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play
"This is Amanda, everybody—of David and Amanda."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, always together, attached at the hip, joined at the hip, annoying couple, annoying couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, introductions, introducing, party, parties
"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
Tags:angel, angels, devil, devils, temperature, temperatures, thermostat, thermostats, heat, heats, heating, heated, cold, colds, coldness, couple, couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, mess, messes, messing, fiddle, fiddles, fiddled, alter, alters, altering, altered, change, changes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:women, woman, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, toilet, toilets, women's room, going to the toilet, going to the washroom, going to the bathroom, going to the restroom, going to the women's room, ladies room, going to the ladies room, pair, pairs, group, groups, together, never alone, synchronised, synchronized, synchronised swimming, synchronized swimming, in sync, stereotype, stereotypes, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out
"Dance with the nice man's little boy, dear."
"What wine goes best with vodka?"
The Complete Cycle.
"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
Tags:twin, twins, look-alike, look-alikes, lookalike, lookalikes, identical, identical twin, identical twins, pair, copy, copies, clone, clones, cloning, similar, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, appearance, looks, face, faces, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, cosmetic work, get work done, body image, modern life
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
Please adjust your set.
'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'
"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, pair, pairs, fox, foxes, couple, couples, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, pressure, salesman, salesmen, selling, renting, rental, rentals, buying a home, buying a house, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, home, house, houses, closing
'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'
'I want to build something meaningful together.'
The creation of the duck billed platypus.
'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'
"I was hoping a booger would show up!"
"The other one's on the ground in Afghanistan."
Tags:boots on the ground, afghanistan, war in afghanistan, afghan, surge, surges, troop surge, troop surges, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, endless war, endless wars, old lady who lived in a shoe, pair, pairs, boot, boots, ground fighter, ground fighters, ground fighting, old lady, old ladies, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose
'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''