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The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."
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'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.
Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'
"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.
"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."
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'Just how funny are you?'
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
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"Your mother can't come this weekend. We've rented the place out for a wedding."
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'We were going to build three more and a roof but we got, you know... lazy.'
Queen Elizabeth II
"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."
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'I love your pad!'
'Not very chatty, are you? Typical British reserve.'
It's good to be the king.
'Looks like another reigny day.'
"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'
'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'
'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'