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The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."
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"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.
"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."
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"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"
"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
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"Your mother can't come this weekend. We've rented the place out for a wedding."
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'We were going to build three more and a roof but we got, you know... lazy.'
Queen Elizabeth II
'I love your pad!'
It's good to be the king.
'Looks like another reigny day.'
'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'
'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'
'Another failure to communicate?'
'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'
'I hear she's uneasy.'
'What do you mean, 'Is the head of the household in?''
"Oh come away Henry! If they're not in they're just not in."
'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'