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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
Tags:politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefs
'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'
'Not that sort of palm reading!'
"In a former life, I used to go to Palm Beach."
Tags:former life, pseudo, pseudo science, spirituality, spiritual, religion, religious, religious imagery, walrus, walrus beach, beach, beaches, shore, shores, sand, sands, sandy, crowd, crowded, tourism, tourist, role, roles, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, region, regions, tourist destination, palm beach, palm, palms, america, american, arctic, arctic, antarctic, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!
Tags:mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, restaurant, fortune, teller, crystal, ball, future, fortunes, tellers, technology, smartphone, phone, phones, application, internet, balls, mystic, magic, oracle, oracles, seer, seers, divination, palm, palms, reader, readers, map app, map application, map applications
Desert island palm tree guard
"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, palmistry, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, chiromancy, line, lines, palm, palms, hand, hands, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, love, romance
Political Cave Art
"We really need two palms."
Tags:realtor, realtors, letting agent, letting agents, homebuyer, homebuyers, home buyer, home buyers, requirement, requirements, stranded, desert island, desert islands, choosy, choosiness, palm, palms, palm tree, palm trees, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate, picky, pickiness, snob, snobs, snobby
'I blame it on global warming.'
"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."
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'Interesting business plan.'
Welcome to Palm Springs.
'I thought I heard a horn.'
'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'
Stephanie could read minds, but only at a Grade Three level.
'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'
'I don't have the heart to tell my Stevie that he'll never be able to palm the ball like your son.'
Bikini wax atoll
'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, works, basketball, basket ball, basket, baskets, ball, balls, palm a basketball, palm, palms, skill, skills, talent, talents, time to learn, learned, learns, sales, territory, boss, bosses, bossed, bossing, useless skill, pointless, useless, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers