Palmistry Cartoons and Comics

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Your Palm

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I see you coming into some money. I see... Uh-oh."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"Your blood pressure is normal, but I don't like the length of that life-line."

"You will be going on a long walk."

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

"How's my life line doing?"

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'I see a tall dark hunter-gatherer, on 5,000 acorns a year.'

'This is Tabitha. If you're good, she'll read your palm and tell your fortune.'

'If you pay for two palm readings, you get the third one free.'

"I'm just substituting. I can only read fingers."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'