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'This younger generation is so pampered.'
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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"Of course he can walk, but why should he?"
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Rolling out the red carpet.
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
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A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.
"All done - now I can go out..."
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Woman in a bathtub.
'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
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'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'
'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'
"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."
"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"
"I'm so mad I'd like to run away from home, but since I'm 34, my parents would just change the locks."
'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'
'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'
"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."
My Bowl Is Empty.
"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."
"I suppose I pamper my husband, but he's been used to it since childhood."
Dog holding umbrella in the rain, with owner getting wet.
'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'