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Save the bacon,
'Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes that, in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.'
"Who the hell is Dizzy Gillespie, anyway?
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'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'
"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"
"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'
"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."
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'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'
Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.
Time for pancakes!
Joke shop toilet has a surprise for old lady.
"The nymphs, the wine, the all-night parties - look we're all just concerned about you."
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"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."
'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'
'I know I promised a candlelight dinner, but it's taking forever to cook over this thing!'
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"Psst...want to buy some pot?"
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"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."
"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"
'How long have you been having panic attacks?'