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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"Hi, welcome to the Uncanny Valley of Pancakes."
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
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A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."
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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating."
'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'
Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes
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'And that's how to make pancakes.'
"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
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"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."
"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
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Bram Stoker's Spatula.
Waffling over waging a baseless election fight...
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"I'm sorry, sir. The hotcakes have been all snapped up."
"Does Aunt Jemima wear pancake make up?"
Child takes pankakes straight to the Maple Tree.
Is that pancake ready yet?
'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'