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"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'
"Say, we pandas are cute!"
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"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
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'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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Chinese Panda Bear: 'It hurts!'
Don't you just hate having to be cute all the time.
"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."
'Apparently it's the bamboo furniture that attracts them.'
"We need to send the right guy for this negotiation...someone who's adorable, cuddly, cute as a button... who could it be?"
"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."
Funky Facts: Bears.
"Well really, I think the main reason we're not invited to dinner parties is that we're known to be fussy eaters..."
"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."
'Well, to me they're not scarce.'
"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"
'Don't shoot - they're an endangered species!'
"No, I wasn't born in a zoo, so I can teach you Chinese if you want..."
"Well yes, I've already finished collecting the census forms: Unfortunately, there are not many to collect anymore..."
"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."
"Look, we're an endangered species: It doesn't help if you're too shy to ask me out..."
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"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."