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"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time
Tags:pant, pants, brief, briefs, bikini, bikinis, fashions, fashionable, fashion sense, history of fashion, women's fashion, women's fashions, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, fashion sense, bottom shape, bottom shapes, big bottom, big bottoms
Before and After.
The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts
'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'
"I'm not wearing any pants."
'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'
"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
Tags:slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear
'I could really use a stiff belt.'
'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'
'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'
"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
Tags:dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing
'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'
"What are you wearing? Pant... pant...!
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, called, men, man, wear, wears, wearing, wore, left unattended, leave hanging, left hanging, leaves hanging, leaving hanging, pant, pants, panting, panted, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversed, converses, telephone, telephones, telephoned, telephoning
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
"Miss Pugh, Bring me a fresh pair of boxer shorts"
Proof of Global Warming
"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."
Tags:pants, pant, trouser, trousers, sansabelt, cliche, snowclone, cliches, snowclones, elastic, stretch, stretchy, insult, insulting, middle age, middle-age, embody, embodies, unfashionable, elasticated, comfortable, comfort, taste, poor taste, belt, belts, fashions, fashion, unstylish, stylish, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, marries
Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.
Fluffy's dog imitation was a huge hit with his feline pals.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, pet, pets, imitate, imitates, mock, mocks, mocking, tease, teases, teasing, make fun of, making fun of, jeer, jeers, jeering, impression, impressions, doing an impression, imitation, difference, differences, wag, wags, wagging, tail, tails, pant, pants, panting
"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."
'Loosen your belt a notch, David. Your underwear's not showing.'
'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'
"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"