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"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"
'He said I'm a horse's ass.'
TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.
'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'
Guy playing air guitar and mime with invisible broom.
Real Horse inside a Panto Horse
Centaur becomes pantomime horse
Tags:pantomime, pantomimes, panto, pantos, panto horse, panto horses, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, actor, actors, centaur, centaurs, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical animal, mythical animals, christmas traditions, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology
'He's behind you!'
Tags:julius caesar, caesar, panto, pantos, pantomines, pantomime, theater, theaters, ancient rome, et tu brute, brutus, marcus brutus, shakespeare, shakespear, william, he's behind you, audience, audiences, heckler, hecklers, heckling, audience participation, assassination, assassinations, villain, villains
'DON'T GO IN THERE!'
'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'
"Oh man...my nerves always get the better of me on opening night of panto season."
Tags:pantomime, pantos, pantomimes, panto horse, panto horses, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, performance nerves, nervous, stage fright, stage-fright, panto pony, panto ponies, pantomime pony, pantomime ponies, panto, christmas, new year, festive, theater, theaters, theatres, entertainment, dramas, actor, drama, acting, actors
'Not that I think you'll need it. But good luck with the 'Jack and the beanstalk' audition.'
"I feel like I've worked my ass off."
Tags:workload, workloads, overwork, overworked, overworking, panto, pantos, pantomime, pantomimes, panto pony, panto ponies, pantomime pony, pantomime ponies, panto horse, panto horses, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, horse costume, horse costumes, pony costume, pony costumes, work ethic, work ethics, stressful job, stressful jobs, stressed, stressed out
'Jeez! That is one stinky ass!'
'It's behind you! It's behind you!'
Blood of an Englishman - $1.50 (jack and the bean stalk)
"If you had any consideration at all for your fellow performers, you wouldn't have gone to that curry house, last night!"
Tags:panto, pantos, pantomime, pantomimes, horse, horses, theater, theaters, theatres, stage, actor, actors, panto horse, panto horses, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, panto act, double act, double acts, curry, curries, inconsiderate, inconsiderateness, flatulence, gassy, front end, rear end, digestive problems, curry house, curry houses, indian restaurants, indian restaurant
'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'
"Stop using single entendres, you cock."
Tags:panto, pantomime, pantos, pantomimes, script writing, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, scriptwriting, script-writer, script-writers, script-writing, play, plays, entendre, entendres, co-writer, co-writers, cowriter, cowriters, comedy, comedies, innuendo, innuendoes, double entendre, double endendres, script, writing
Panto cow motivation.
'Let's play horse. I'll be the head and you just be yourself.'
Greek Economics: 'These budget cuts are really starting to bite.'
'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'
'Oh no you haven't.'
'Why can't we all just agree to disagree?'