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"Push the paper, Sean. Never pull."
"No, James....I wanted you to just copy the documents - NOT copy & paste!"
'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets!'
"Regardless of the question, bureaucracy is the answer."
"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."
Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.
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'I only asked them if the wanted coffee?'
She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.
It started out as a simple analysis and piled up to information overload.
"He has a bureaucratic theory of evolution - 'Survival of the compliant.'"
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
'Oh, I don't have any particular job - I'm a GENERIC bureaucrat.'
'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'
'Selby you mustn't be too despondent; it is true - those who can, do, but those who can't - REGULATE!'
Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'
"Of course we are patient focused and I've got the paperwork to prove it!"
"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."
Tags:bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, personnel department, personnel departments, personnel, hr, human resources, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paper-pushing
"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."
Tags:acronym, acronyms, department, departments, dude, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paper-pushing, data entries, data entry, red tape, tech company, technology company, tech companies, technology companies, business jargon, corporate jargon
Quick and the Dead
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"Hope your wearing comfortable shoes for our long walk up the ole paper trail."