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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,
'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
Rock, paper and scissors fighting in office conference room.
'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
Tags:reading the paper, paper, papers, news, newspaper, newspapers, wartime paper, news of the war, world war two, world war ii, wwii, ww2, marital disharmony, silly comments, stupid comments, unaware, ignorant, ignorance, gender stereotype, sarcastic comment, sarcastic comments, sarcasm, major eliot, george fielding eliot, staff writer, journalist, journalists, war writer, war correspondant, admire, admiration, unquestioning admiration, wind up, winding up, marriage, old married couple, married couple, tease, teasing
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompous
'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
"It's O.K. I've got it."
The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
The horn of paper
"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
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"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held. . . except the crackers."
Global warming forcing wildlife out of natural habitats.
"You look sensational!"
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'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
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'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
"Now let's try it again, pal. You got the money?"
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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, punctuation, grammar, correcting, correction, corrections, life lesson, life lessons, kids, kid, child, children, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, youth, teen, teens, teenager, marking, grading, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, future, advice, advising
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair