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'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,
"It's the den he always wanted."
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'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'
"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"
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Ed's Clothing: 'Try The New Baggy Look.'
"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
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"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."
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"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"
"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."
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"I assure you that everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence."
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"Wasn't that your dad with the video camera, the tripod, the battery pack, the extension cord, the..."
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'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'
'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'
'Right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision.'
Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.
'I assure you everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence.'
'My Barry hates horror films.'
'Appleby believes he's come up with a way to defeat facial recognition software.'
'You're married, aren't you, Ed?'
'Walter likes to get away from it all now and then, but he's too cheap to go on vacation.'
'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'
'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'
'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'
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