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Helpful Paperclip Island
For 43 years, Hank had successfully stuffed every feeling he'd ever had, until,of course, the morning when Fred asked if he could borrow a paper clip.
'Until they come up with a computer that can shuffle papers and make paper clip chains, my job is safe.'
"I find myself strangely attracted to you."
Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.
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MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
'It cost too much to have my stomach stapled so I had it paper clipped.'
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Entry-level tech-support jobs.
Completely uninterested in his online date, Brent tries to bring a quick end to the evening.
'I gotta say, this is an ingenious escape plane you came up with, Lopez.'
New Age Office Supplies Catalog.
"Congratulations, you're hired. Here's your paper clip quota for the fiscal year."
"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."
'When he freezes like that, stick this straightened paper clip in his ear and hit the reset button.'
'Maybe you just miscounted your paperclips.'
Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'
'Can you operate any office machines OTHER than staplers and paper clips'
'I won't say 'fired'. Let's just say both of you have requested your last box of paperclips.'
'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'
'I would kill for a paper clip right about now.'
'Another clip show.'
'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'
Fun at the Office #849: WORLD'S LARGEST CAPTIVE PAPER CLIP