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"That's the worst paper cut I ever saw."
"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."
"The afternoon off?? - it's only a papercut...!"
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"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"
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"Now THAT's what I call a papercut!"
"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."
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'I got a paper cut from one of my get-well cards!'
'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'
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'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'
Health And Safety Executive Guide Books.
No paper cuts in -87- days.
Policeman with bleeding finger says: 'It's not fair. I got a desk job after being injured ... and now I've got a paper cut.'
'02 days without a paper cut.'
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"Ouch! paper cut"
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
'It's just a paper cut but you can't claim it is work related. You told me you work in a paperless office.'
'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'
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'Oh, you are such a BABY! Just how bad can a little paper cut be?'
A piece of Paper about to be executed by an office guillotine.
'Summon the company nurse. I just got a nasty paper cut while reading this book.'
'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'
'You're in luck... nasty papercuts are my specialty.'
'I could sue you... I just got a paper cut from your business card.'