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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
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"It's a wonder this never happened before, honestly."
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
'We'll need to be strictly honest while our shredders are down.'
"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."
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'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, shredder, shredders, paper shredder, paper shredders, shredding, shred, shreds, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, feedback, user feedback, training, trainer, trainers, office training, office equipment, learning experience, learning experiences
"I gotta get one of those."
"That one's for our numbers."
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"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"
"That's our paper shredder."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
For custom hand-shredding, call Herman B.
"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"
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"I deleted the email, erased the online history, but I completely forgot about shredding the paper trail."
Tags:paper trail, paper trails, browser history, browser histories, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, wipe, wiped, computer history, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, jail time, prison, prison system, guilty verdict, law and order, prison sentence, inmate, evidence, court case, prisoner, prisoners, shred, shreds, shredding, paper shredder, paper shredders
Suggestions Get Shredded.
"I miss the old days when all you needed to get rid of incriminating information was a paper shedder."
"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."
"Forget the chart, we got a REAL problem...the shredder's broken!"
"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statements
"We fired our legal department and bought a paper shredder instead!"
First document I ever shredded.
Tags:paper shredder, shredder, shredders, shredding, paper shredders, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, promotion, promotions, corporate ladder, memento, mementos, souvenir, souvenirs
'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'
"Quick, before anyone see this"
'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'