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'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'
"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
Tags:hopeless case, hopeless cases, fatal injury, fatal injuries, disease, diseases, deadly disease, deadly diseases, give up hope, giving up hope, dead body, dead bodies, morgue, the morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, hospital admission, hospital admissions, paper work, form, forms, admission, admissions
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'
'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
Tags:paper, papers, paper work, paperwork, origami, fold, folds, folding, folded, excuse, excuses, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, wife, wives, girlfriends, office worker, office workers, work, works, working, worked, worker, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."
Tags:i'll sleep when i'm dead, sleep when dead, sleep when you're dead, sleep when i'm dead, sleep when i am dead, work, working, works, overwork, overworked, spirit, spirits, afterlife, ghost, ghosts, ghostly, spirit, spirits, after life, job, jobs, career, careers, sleep, sleeping, lack of sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep deprived, sleeps, paperwork, paper work, died, dies, dead
Office Pool of Paperwork.
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'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement.'
'Sure, we could make it simpler but that would only complicate matters.'
'We give all our new hires these forms to fill out and a copy of our mission statement on converting to a paperless office.'
The Out Box
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, out box, the out box, paperwork, paper work, business correspondence, business correspondent, business correspondent, bin, bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, trash can, trash cans, paper bin, paper bins, love letter, love letters, crumpled paper, crumpled papers, incompetent, incompetence, ineptitude, inability
'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'
"As your medical degree qualifies you to do a business plan I think my management degree qualifies me to examine your prostate."
'These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes.'
GPs face monitoring over sick note levels.
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Turn all this black and white into gray...'
'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'
'I'll be supervising you...'
"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"
'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'
"'Nurturing the sick and suffering', very interesting but first shall we look at how you manage forms ERT/3 through to HNF/56b."