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Helpful Paperclip Island
"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Grammar, and I see you're having trouble with the past, present, and future tenses."
"Next time you get a strange email with a paperclip, don't click on it!"
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
Entry-level tech-support jobs.
Completely uninterested in his online date, Brent tries to bring a quick end to the evening.
'I gotta say, this is an ingenious escape plane you came up with, Lopez.'
'When Bob returns with the ketchup we'll discuss staff paperclip wastage.'
"Congratulations, you're hired. Here's your paper clip quota for the fiscal year."
'Maybe you just miscounted your paperclips.'
'I won't say 'fired'. Let's just say both of you have requested your last box of paperclips.'
'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'
'I would kill for a paper clip right about now.'
'Another clip show.'
'Are you sure you're busy enough Simkins? You seem to have spent the entire day unbending paperclips.'
Office party - all passed out except one man, asking, 'Hi, remember me, from the paperclip department?'
Fun at the Office #849: WORLD'S LARGEST CAPTIVE PAPER CLIP
'This is easier to remove than a stomach staple.'
Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.
Assets of ï¿½250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.