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"The afternoon off?? - it's only a papercut...!"
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"Now THAT's what I call a papercut!"
"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"
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'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'
No paper cuts in -87- days.
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
'It's just a paper cut but you can't claim it is work related. You told me you work in a paperless office.'
'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'
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'Summon the company nurse. I just got a nasty paper cut while reading this book.'
'You're in luck... nasty papercuts are my specialty.'
"Papi, I cut my finger."
'I could sue you... I just got a paper cut from your business card.'
'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'
'I could sue you... I got a nasty papercut from your business card.'
"Ever had a paper cut? It's hell."
"My first impressions aren't good. Your resume just gave me a paper cut!"
"Uh-oh. . . Paper-cut!"
"The guillotine is in the shop, so I'm going to have to give you a nasty paper cut instead."
"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."
"I got a bad papercut from my health magazine!"
"I got a paper cut when I was going through your life insurance policy."