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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
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"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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"It's O.K. I've got it."
'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."
The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
The horn of paper
Global warming forcing wildlife out of natural habitats.
"You look sensational!"
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'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
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"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."
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"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."
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"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
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"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
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"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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A dog reads a newspaper
'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'
Tags:paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, online, offline, on-line, off-line, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, obedient, obedience, good boy, good dog, well trained, trained, puppy trained, puppy trains, fetch, retrieve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'