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Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
"Someone get a paper weight!"
'I hate to let you go, Blake, but since we've gone paperless, I can no longer justify an executive paperweight in the budget.'
"I wonder what this was for."
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"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
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'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'
The World's First Electronic Paperweight
'You bought me a paperweight for my birthday? Don't you know I work in a paperless office?'
'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'
"It's a gift from my doctor. Instead of temperature, time and humidity, it measures blood pressure, pulse and respiration."
'That? Well, it's a solid Lucite paperweight containing your immediate predecessor, compliments of the executive management team. It's just our way of saying 'Welcome Aboard!''
Priest's boat in a bottle is Noah's Ark
'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'
'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'
'You don't fool me Miss Spencer...This 'paperweight' was full earlier today.'
'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'
Just a friendly gift.
Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!
'Here, use this as a paperweight.'
'I must be getting more work. That's my new paperweight.'
Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.
How the first pyramid got started.
"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"