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'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
Tags:stress, stresses, job, jobs, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, in-box, in-boxes, out-box, out-boxes, paperwork, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper pushing, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, pressure, pressured, pressures, under pressure, work life, work, worker, work-life balance, work form, work forms, paperwork, sea of paperwork, seas of paperwork, drown, drowns, drowning
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held. . . except the crackers."
'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'
'Susan, hold all calls for the next six hours. I'm trying to comprehend the Affordable Care Act.'
'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
Tags:paper, papers, paper work, paperwork, origami, fold, folds, folding, folded, excuse, excuses, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, wife, wives, girlfriends, office worker, office workers, work, works, working, worked, worker, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'
Desk bins: 'Too much information,' 'Not enough,' 'Just right.'
'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'
'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''
"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"
Tags:hr, h r, human resources, human resource, manilla, manila, manilla folder, manager, managers, supervisor, supervisors, management, upper management, performance, performance review, wrestle, wrestles, wrestlers, wrestling move, special move, finisher, finishing move, wrestling, wrestler, metaphor, metaphorical, death by, death by paperwork, paperwork, wrestling ring, offices, office work, admin, employee, employees
"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
Tags:office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, messy desk, messy desks, mess, untidy, pieces of paper, piece of paper, file, files, reason, reasons, purpose, purposes, throw away, can't throw away, garbage, rubbish, trash, keep, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, business, businesswoman, businesswomen
'Where would we be without the right documentation?'
"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."
Tags:i'll sleep when i'm dead, sleep when dead, sleep when you're dead, sleep when i'm dead, sleep when i am dead, work, working, works, overwork, overworked, spirit, spirits, afterlife, ghost, ghosts, ghostly, spirit, spirits, after life, job, jobs, career, careers, sleep, sleeping, lack of sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep deprived, sleeps, paperwork, paper work, died, dies, dead
'...and here's our filing system.'
"Ed, could you make 50 copies of this, collate it, staple it, bring it to my office and place it in the recycling bin?"
Tags:recycling, recycling bin, recycling bins, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paperwork, paper-work, photocopier, photocopiers, photocopying, photocopies, green office environmentalist, environmentalists, paper waste, paperless office, paperless offices, pointless task, pointless tasks, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, medical form, medical forms, medical history, paperwork, records, form, forms
"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
Tags:exec, execs, executive, executives, portfolio, portfolios, paperwork, paperpusher, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, deluxe, de-luxe, chatup, chatups, chat-up, chat-ups, cat up, chat ups, chatting up, shared interest, common ground, flirtation, flirtations, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, accessory, accessories, briefcase, briefcases
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'