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The Emperor's New Speedo
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'Uh oh, looks like the prodigal son is back: That means a feast!'
'Don't fret about that Kingdom of Heaven stuff - you would obviously liquidise the camel first.'
Guru, Inc: VP Parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.
The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.
"You could say he died rich. He had 10,000 friends on Facebook."
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'
'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)
Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters
"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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The Six Blind Men and the...Six Other Blind Men
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"Take a parable."
"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."
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"No, I didn't know there was a bad Samaritan."
"No, no, I said Bathsheba!"
'Well, actualy, yes... I do think I'm God's Gift to Women.'
Reserved for Apostle of the Month
The Parable of the Good Samaritan as retold by Wayne LaPierre.
"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"
"It's all down to lottery funding, of course."
'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'
'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'