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'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
'I'm beginning to wonder about Larry's commitment to the faith.'
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
Last Tweet Cemetery.
'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'
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'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."
We can all dream...
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.
For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.
'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'
Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.
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Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, maroon, marooned, shipwrecked, abandoned, abandon, parachute, parachutes, aid, trousers, pants, suit, suits, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, fashions, emergency help, med flight, emergency aid, emergency parachute, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, rescue, rescues, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, emergency supplies
'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'
'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'
"Okay, I'll jump, but this is the last time I fly super economy class!"
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'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'
"One question: Do the windows open?"
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