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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"The wings are fantastic, but the thong is a little uncomfortable."
'Only one carry-on.'
Life on cloud 8
'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'
Guy at the gates of heaven but has to go through a maze to get there
'Second fastest gun in the west.'
Please consider the environment before creating another species.
'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'
'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'
'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'
'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'
"And there's no charge for using the minibar."
"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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"I kind of expected it to be less crowded."
'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
"They said you can't take it with you. . . and you believed them?"
Own a little piece of heaven.
'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'
"The promised land isn't quite like I pictured it."
"Hey Buddy. A little help?"