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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."
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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
'Oxymorons for morons.'
A man opens the door to his apartment to find a portal in.
'A-ha! So the body really does rule the mind!'
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"
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"Leak to the press that my Administration won't stand for any more leaks."
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"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."
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How to close a 24/7 mini-mart...
Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.
A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.
'Admit it. I just blew your mind
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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"You've managed to stay perfectly sane...but it does suggest you haven't been following politics."
Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...Maybe Adam & Eve did exist! They could've been time travelers who wanted to escape their overpopulated world, got stuck here and ironically started the human race!'
Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.
"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."
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U.S. Department of Deficit Spending
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."