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"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."
"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consolidated Conglomerates can do for you - Ask what you can do for Consolidated Conglomerates!"
'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'
What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.
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'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'
Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.
'Admit it. I just blew your mind
'That really can play havoc with the space-time-continuum.'
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."
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The entrance to Limbo.
"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."
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"He's always late - he says he doesn't like to be kept waiting."
"To be frank, it's the 'honesty' or 'integrity' that's bothering me."
'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'
The Friendly Loan Company
Stranded on Paradox island
Guru with Computer
Clancy: Good Idea
Ozone Friendly Crop Duster Wanted