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"He's still clicking but there's no pulse."
'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'
Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
'Hellooo, I can spell'
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Tags:sprain, sprains, sprained ankle, sprained ankles, bandage, bandages, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, sporting injury, sporting injuries, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, blood circulation, blood circulations, team medic, team medics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."
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'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'
Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medical rights, patient rights, second opinion, second opinions, medical opinion, medical opinions, personality clash, medical emergency, medical emergencies, healthcare, paramedic, paramedics, rights, health-care, medical crisis, medical crises, difficult patient, difficult patients
'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'
'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
'The first aid team has the day off.'
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
Medical Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Medical Data base of useless information, 500,000,000 MB.
'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'
Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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'It's bad enough that you dropped your end of the stretcher, but did you have to yell 'BOMBS AWAY'?'
"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"
"I've got a pulse!"
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"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"
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'You now have an important role in the natural selection process - besides knowing how to treat, you have to decide who to treat.'
"No, the other one."
"I'd love to chat longer, but I've got to get this guy to a hospital."
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