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"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
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"God is out to get me."
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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead but I came in for a second opinion.'
'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'
'Oh my God! Brace yourselves! . . . Wait - this just in: everything's fine. . . for now'
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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The pessimist and the paranoid
Conspiracy Theories $10
'The House Of Mystery'
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"The nursery is almost finished."
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"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."
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"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."
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'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
"Now who's paranoid?"
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"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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"Don't tell him anything."
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