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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, paranoid, paranoia, paranoid fear, paranoid fears, paranoiac, paranoiacs, plot, plots, plot against you, plotting against you, fear, fears, worry, worries, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, victim, victims, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, justified, justification, justifications, fearful, bad guy, bad guys, out to get you
"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."
Tags:curtail, curtails, curtailing, freedom, freedoms, security, tradeoff, tradeoffs, trade-off, trade-offs, surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance states, tortures, tortured, enhanced interrogation, prison, prisoner, prisoners, human rights, human rights violation, human rights violations, ground zero, crimes, terrorism, terrorists, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, security increase, security increases, increased security, patriot, patriotism, patriot act, patriotic, police state, police states, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying
Tags:failure, disappointment, money, bummer, bummers, bum out, bums out, bumming out, concern, concerns, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, spouse, spouses, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hot dog, hot dogs, sausage, sausages, how hot dogs are made, how sausages are made, bad news, fear, fears, fearful
"Watch it. Here comes the law."
Tags:law, laws, starfish, starfishes, seastar, seastars, sea star, sea stars, police, police department, police departments, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, lawman, law man, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, school of fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, ichthyologist, ichthyologists, ichthyology
"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
Tags:conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, animal, animals, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, backfire, backfires, fear, fears, suspicion, suspicions, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, take over, takes over, taking over, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionaries, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppressing, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism
"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark!"
"He's right―there is something under the bed!"
Tags:monster under the bed, monsters under the bed, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoiac, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fearful, confirm, confirmation, confirmed, suspicion, suspicions, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, check under the bed, checks under the bed, checking under the bed, monster, monsters, fright, frights, halloween
"I told you it wasn't the cops...you just shot a Jehovah's Witness!"
"Do you think the umbrella makes me look gay?"
"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."
Tags:optimism, psychology, hypochondria, doctors, medical, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, bad news, deliver bad news, delivers bad news, delivering bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses, bedside manner, doctor, physician, physicians, imaginary, illness, illnesses, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, symptom, symptoms, vague symptom, vague symptoms, mankoff
"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"
Tags:phone call, phone calls, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, subway, metro, tube, london, new york, privacy, private, private call, private calls, overhear, overhears, overhearing, cell phone, cellphones, cell phones, cellphone, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, personal call, personal calls, call back, calling back, public transport, public transportation
"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"
Tags:beach, beaches, shell, shells, spy, spies, spying, hear the ocean, hears the ocean, hearing the ocean, conch, conch shell, conch shells, hidden camera, hidden cameras, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, surveillance, government surveillance, seaside, seasides
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, road rage, road rages, guilt, guilty, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, sarcasm, sarcastic, ironic, irony, ironies, passive aggressive, thought, thoughts, private thought, private thoughts, frustration, frustrations, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, timid, timidity, assertive, assert yourself, asserting yourself
Greetings from Hypochondria House
"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."
"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."
Tags:thank you, thank you card, thank you cards, gift, gifts, present, presents, appreciation, appreciations, insincere, insincerity, white lie, white lies, sincere, sincerity, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, worry, worrier, worriers, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, text, texting, text message, text messages, ambiguity, ambiguous
"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
"Don't worry... Our corporate culture takes some getting used to. In a few weeks, you'll realize you've adapted to it and that it feels normal. And if you survive THAT devastating little epiphany, you'll probably fit right in!"
Tags:corporate culture, corporation, corporate cultures, unfriendly, paranoid, oversuspicious, paranoiac, suspicious, mistrustful, fearful, insecure, workplace, staff, coworkers, coworker, colleague, colleagues, attitude, uncooperative, antagonism, antagonistic, conflict, behavior, human behavior, antisocial behavior, antisocial, working environment, work environment, corporate environment, corporate environments
"The media and others who criticize my conspiracy theories are out to get me!"
Tags:conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, president, trump, donald trump, criticism, criticize, criticizing, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, thin skin, thin-skinned, easily offended, snowflake, snowflakes, delicate snowflake, delicate snowflakes, trump administration, donald trump administration, media hostility, hostile, hostility
"They say this call may be recorded. Nowadays, that's redundant."
Tags:recording, recordings, spy, spies, spying, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, redundant, redundancy, recording device, recording devices, monitor, monitors, monitoring, surveillance, government surveillance, hack, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, listen in, listens in, listening in, phone call, phone calls, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones
"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."
"You're not being paranoiac.You have every reason to fear losing your job."
A man panic from concerns about hacking.
"We wouldn't have this problem if you'd just bury your bones like other dogs!"
"You have anxiety attacks? Well congratulations, you're perfectly sane!"