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'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'
You've Got Mail
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Tags:grand opening, grand openings, the grand opening, shock, shocks, surprise, surprises, jack in the box, jack in a box, jack-in-the-box, jack-in-a-box, toy, toys, classic toy, classic toys, mechanical toy, mechanical toys, parcel, parcels, announcement, announcements, in your face, advertising, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements
Mail and Air Mail Boxes.
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'
'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'
'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'
'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'
Amazingly Inexpensive Courier Service, When You Absolutely, Positively Don't Need It.
'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'
Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.
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A coffin is carelessly delivered
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
Tags:business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputes
'Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.'
"They're in the gifted program."
Tags:gifted program, gifted programs, gift, gifts, gifted student, gifted students, gifted pupil, gifted pupils, student, students, pupil, pupils, parcel, parcels, package, packages, gifted, child genius, child geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, present, presents
Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'
"This isn't my order either!"
Tags:reynolds unwrapped, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, parcel, parcels, order, orders, delivery, deliveries, package, packages, toy, toys, shipping, post, postage, misship, misshipped, delivery address, delivery addresses
'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.
Urgent Overnite Delivery
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, delivery, deliveries, parcel, parcels, next day delivery, next day deliveries, urgent, urgent delivery, urgent deliveries, delivery service, delivery services, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, broken window, broken windows, modern technology, modern technologies, office building, office buildings
The trouble with 'Black Friday' is that it's usually followed by 'in the Red Monday'..."
Tags:discretion, discreet service, discreet services, discreet, shipping, shipping service, shipping services, courier, couriers, courier service, courier services, parcel, parcels, package, packages, packaging, delivery men, delivery man, retailer, retailers, online shopping, internet shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping
'You've been on eBay again, haven't you?'