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'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'
'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'
'Now that you're 10, we can tell you the truth: beauty isn't actually in the eye of the beholder, there are international standards... and you haven't met them.'
'My god, he's insane.'
'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'
'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'
'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
"Don't make me come down there."
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"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
"They grow up so fast."
Tags:offices, officer worker, office workers, family, kid, kids, child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, childhood, grow up, growing up, family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, framed photo, framed photos, framed photograph, framed photographs, memory, memories, office desk, office desk, scale, size up, sizing up, the grow up so fast
"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
Tags:academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood
"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, team, teams, league, leagues, sports league, sports leagues, little, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, camera, cameras, video camera, video camera, home video, home videos, home movie, home movies, filming, taping, video taping, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, first, cheering, bench, benches, bleacher, bleachers, stand, stands
"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, meeting, meetings, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, unsatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, upset, angry, grade level, grade levels, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, primary, elementary, kindergarten, modern education, preschool, nursery school, childcare, daycare, modern life
"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childminder, childminders, childcare, daycare, development, childhood, stages of development, age, ages, activity, activities, date night, date nights, individual, independent, independence
"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."
Tags:standard, standards, song, songs, driving song, driving songs, driving music, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, shift, shifts, gear shift, gear shifts, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, radio, driving music, classic, classic rock, punk rock, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents
"Yeah, the sixteenth. Right. Great. And, Dad? Do you think you could cut your hair?"
"Your father cut quite a figure jumping the fence into our yard that moonlit night. I never saw him again."
Tags:jump the fence, jumped the fence, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals
"You know you've got it right when your parents can't look at you without wincing!"
Tags:adolescent, teens, teen, teenager, rebellion, rebel, rebellious, youth rebellion, trends, trendy, fashion trend, fashion trends, fashion, parents, parent, parenting, child, children, youth, youths, fashionable, high school, high schoolers, middle school, middle schoolers, youth culture, youth cultures, adolescence, adolescence angst, teenage rebellion
"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"Feel free to take notes."