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"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"It's a lot of pressure on me not to pressure him."
"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."
Parents teacher conference.
Parent-Teacher Conferences: 'The bad news is your son failed every test I gave this term. The good news is that we know he's not abusing any mind-expanding drugs.'
"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'
'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'
Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."
Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'
'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'
'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'