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"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"
'When Mom reads this story, she makes Pinocchio sound Republican.'
"You should put your foot down about his smoking."
'Just tell me where you kids get the idea to take so many drugs.'
'I come up with cute sayings all the time, but my Dad mangles them beyond all recognition.'